hey my friend showed me the worst game in the wrold it is call horse isle 3 it usually has no more than 100 players online at a time its map is about 5 times larger than the actual surface area of planet earth and the only animals in it are horses, humans, ants, rabbits and butterflies
here is my shitty farm and my disgusting pregnant horse, who sucks
this is my avatar, who’s appearance is based on what i think jared leto will become in 2 years if nobody intervenes in the next few months. the website itself boasts that you will likely play for days without ever encountering another player. not only is this true, but it makes it fucking terrifying when you do. traversing the desolate landscapes, thriving only off of water, rabbit and horse meat (i assume) you will piss your pants when you finally encounter someone, even if you plan to meet up with a friend. i know the screenshot doesn’t do it justice but i need you to trust me on the terror i felt at seeing cliff wife
i have to keep playing to conquer this wasteland even though it was designed from jigsaw from saw because the first person view when someone pets your horse is worth it
i cant help but feel somewhat responsible for this as a domino effect, tumblr teens joining and saying gay rights and then getting sent to the horse gulag. i’m sorry everypony.
